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Methane Poisoning Card

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Hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed. *THE DEETS * * Card reads, “I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning.” * Blank inside * 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) * Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Craft Boner logo on back